Girls Can Tell Podcast

The Great Idiot Parade

Chicago’s Independence Day is cursed with lunatics lighting mortars and littering sidewalks with sparkler wrappers. These idiots make noise, leave messes, and don’t care who suffers. I’m trapped calming my dog while shit piles up. This episode, I’m calling out the entitled idiots who turn my city into a dump and my weekend into a war zone.
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Attention Hogs, Noise Freaks, and Dog Owner Dicks

This week Trent rips into social media clowns doing stupid shit for clout, loud dickheads who slam everything like they’re in a contest, and dog owners who treat their pets like trash. Skateboard face plants and dogs chained like old bikes, he’s over the bullshit.
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Shaved Apes

I’m pissed. Grown men leering at women like they’re zoo animals while yelling from cars, staring like dipshits. It’s pathetic and needs to stop.
Then there’s rich guys dressing like they’re in middle school with shitty cargo shorts and t-shirts with holes in them. It's just effin lazy!
Ten minutes of me tearing into this bs because I'm plumb out of patience for morons. That’s it.
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You Aren't Funny

You aren't funny or special, and here's why. This is a stripped-down episode about existential exhaustion, losing momentum, and the hollow repetition of trying to stay afloat when you're not sure if anything matters anymore. 
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I Fell In Love with Cancer

This episode is about how something awful can sharpen your senses and make you appreciate things you've been missing.
An honest, introspective, raw, and sharp take on finding out you have cancer. 
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Uncommon Sense

This is a talk about the slow, humiliating death of common sense. If you’ve ever wondered, "How are people like this?" then this one’s for you.
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The Erosion of Decency

It’s not generational or cultural. It’s basic manners, emotional awareness, and the erosion of decency and how nobody seems to have it anymore. Let's talk about it this week! 
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Grow Up, She's Faking It

The era of personality performance, Instagram therapists, soft launches, fake grief, and pretending to be deep instead of being real. This episode digs into it without apologizing.
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Fainting Your Way to Better Dates

Why I’m choosing to faint more in public, and why it totally works for any occasion.
Also, oat milk meltdowns, machetes in a Wendy’s parking lot, police dealing with chaos, unintentional midlife cosplay, and the street smarts bad guys don't want you to know about. Get ready to feel old, unsafe, and kindly attacked.
So, like every other week.
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Do You Think I'm Pretty?

This episode we find out why you aren't funny, discuss the NERVE of some people liking you and ruining your day, and explain proper driving etiquette.
Also, we get into a listener email highlighting the importance of locking your glove box.
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