Episodes

Tuesday Jun 17, 2025
You Aren't Funny
Tuesday Jun 17, 2025
Tuesday Jun 17, 2025
You aren't funny or special, and here's why. This is a stripped-down episode about existential exhaustion, losing momentum, and the hollow repetition of trying to stay afloat when you're not sure if anything matters anymore.
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Tuesday Jun 10, 2025
I Fell In Love with Cancer
Tuesday Jun 10, 2025
Tuesday Jun 10, 2025
This episode is about how something awful can sharpen your senses and make you appreciate things you've been missing.
An honest, introspective, raw, and sharp take on finding out you have cancer.
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Tuesday Jun 03, 2025
Uncommon Sense
Tuesday Jun 03, 2025
Tuesday Jun 03, 2025
This is a talk about the slow, humiliating death of common sense. If you’ve ever wondered, "How are people like this?" then this one’s for you.
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Tuesday May 27, 2025
The Erosion of Decency
Tuesday May 27, 2025
Tuesday May 27, 2025
It’s not generational or cultural. It’s basic manners, emotional awareness, and the erosion of decency and how nobody seems to have it anymore. Let's talk about it this week!
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Tuesday May 20, 2025
Grow Up, She's Faking It
Tuesday May 20, 2025
Tuesday May 20, 2025
The era of personality performance, Instagram therapists, soft launches, fake grief, and pretending to be deep instead of being real. This episode digs into it without apologizing.
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Tuesday May 13, 2025
Fainting Your Way to Better Dates
Tuesday May 13, 2025
Tuesday May 13, 2025
Why I’m choosing to faint more in public, and why it totally works for any occasion.
Also, oat milk meltdowns, machetes in a Wendy’s parking lot, police dealing with chaos, unintentional midlife cosplay, and the street smarts bad guys don't want you to know about. Get ready to feel old, unsafe, and kindly attacked.
So, like every other week.
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Tuesday May 06, 2025
Do You Think I'm Pretty?
Tuesday May 06, 2025
Tuesday May 06, 2025
This episode we find out why you aren't funny, discuss the NERVE of some people liking you and ruining your day, and explain proper driving etiquette.
Also, we get into a listener email highlighting the importance of locking your glove box.
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Tuesday Apr 29, 2025
608 Yous
Tuesday Apr 29, 2025
Tuesday Apr 29, 2025
Have you ever wondered what it's really like using dating apps for women? I went undercover to find out and now I'm back to tell you about all the shocking and unexpected things I discovered in this episode.
Guys, you might want to sit down for this one. Girls, well, haven't you done enough already?
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Tuesday Apr 29, 2025
You're Not Right in The Head
Tuesday Apr 29, 2025
Tuesday Apr 29, 2025
Your dating profile speaks volumes about you, and yours has been talking shit behind your back. Find out what it's saying and how you can change the narrative, or don't, and be alone for the rest of your life.
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Tuesday Apr 29, 2025
You're Dating Your Son
Tuesday Apr 29, 2025
Tuesday Apr 29, 2025
Find out why your profile photo might be working against you and keeping you single.
Also, women, are you too close to your adult son? Should you include in your bio that "the man in the photo is my son" because he might otherwise be easily mistaken for your date? If so, he'll be the last boyfriend you'll ever have.
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