Girls Can Tell Podcast

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How I Fell in Love with Cancer

What if the scariest part of cancer isn’t dying, but realizing you never actually lived? In this episode, I talk about what it’s like to face your own expiration date while still doing dishes, walking the dog, and pretending you're okay.
I explain the illusion of time, the pain of always being once removed from your own life, and the nerve of people who put crooked bumper stickers on $70,000 SUVs.
It’s a bit of reflection, a touch of rant and probably the realest thing I’ve ever recorded.

(Dumb)

Curiosity’s dead, common sense is as rare as a hen's tooth, and somehow people still fall for IRS scams. In this episode, we talk about YouTube degrees, bat extractions, lazy minds, and who's asking “Do you like music?” If you’ve ever Googled how bubbles work just for fun, you’re in the right place!

Some of Y’all Weren’t Raised Right

I took a walk through hell and came back with stories. This episode is about what happens when humans stop trying and give up. Effort is so pathetic it’s insulting, writing in grunts and actions that feel like they were done on a dare. I went deep into the trenches as a woman, and what I saw wasn’t pretty. I hope you're sitting down, you'll thank me later.

The Pretenders

Why is everybody so full of shit? Sparked by a listener’s blunt email, we look into the fake laughs, the “I’m fine” lies, the loud bragger at dinner whose hands betrayed her and the freedom of dropping the act. This episode is about seeing through the bullshit in dating and real life. If you often notice what others miss (but pretend not to), this one’s for you.
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Killer Eye Contact

Why I’m choosing to faint more in public, and why it totally works for any occasion.
Also, oat milk meltdowns, machetes in a Wendy’s parking lot, police dealing with chaos, unintentional midlife cosplay, and the street smarts bad guys don't want you to know about. Get ready to feel old, unsafe, and unattacked.

Your Glove Box Smells Fantastic

This episode we find out why you aren't funny, discuss the NERVE of some people liking you and ruining your day, and explain proper driving etiquette.
Also, we get into a listener email highlighting the importance of locking your glove box.
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There's 608 You's, There's Only One of Me

Have you ever wondered what it's really like using dating apps for women? I went undercover to find out and made it back to tell the shocking and unexpected things I discovered in this episode. Guys, you might want to sit down for this one.

Your Dating Profile's Getting Around, and Not in The Good Way

Your dating profile speaks volumes about you, and yours has been talking behind your back. Find out what it's saying and how you can change the narrative. 

Make Your Last Known Photo Count

Why your profile photo has got to go? Also, are you too close with your adult son? Do you need to mention in your bio that "the man in the photo is my son" because he could easily be mistaken for your date? He'll likely be the last boyfriend you'll ever have.